Vampire? I Hope Not

Who here knows me? Yeah? Really.

Huh. I guess it's true. Only three of you actually read my blog.

Guess I'm just not that interesting.

Well... I was thinking again today... I hope I'm not a vampire.

I know. Be shocked that I'd say something so random. It's cool. I'm used to it.

Seriously, though... I have this weird thing about beef. If I don't have sufficient beef intake regularly... I get all kinds of crazy and hostile.

It's weird... and seems backward... but it's a pretty consistent theory for me. I wish I were joking.

I think I'd make a good lesser deity of the Spartans... what with my demand for meat offerings to appease my wrath and all.

Blast. I hope I'm not a vampire.